Now, this one’s a bit bizarre.
We’ve been receiving some rather strange radio transmissions here the Heritage Arts pen-tower. They’re a little garbled, a little fuzzy, and they’re coming from everywhere. We’ve picked up snippets of great speeches… haunting, untranslated chanting… snatches of pub conversations… musical folktales… in fact, a real earful of stuff apparently from anywhere, and anywhen.
What could this mean? Are the rumours of the Radio S-HAC true? Could we really be receiving transmissions from reporters on the scene at events across time and space?
Surely, this is impossible?